How To Turn Down A Woman

In today’s Relationship News we have way’s you can turn down a man but how about turning down a woman?  How do you let a lady down gently?

Woman: Would you like to dance?

Man: Yes, with your friend

Woman:  You remind me of my father

Man:  I see you got his mustache

Ways to Turn A Man Down

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Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?

Woman: I must have been given your share.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads.

Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

Woman: Okay, get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.

Woman: Why? Are you leaving?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man: Can I have your name?

Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?

Man: Shall we go see a movie?

Woman: I've already seen one.